Libertarian: Yes, it creates artificial monopolies through the currency system, copyright law, corporate law, and public-private partnerships such as the military and prison systems.
Leftist: And they ignore financial crimes. We must solve these problems!
Libertarian: That's right! So you agree then it would be a good idea, to abol-
Leftist: to make the government bigger.
Libertarian: ...what?
Leftist: Yeah, if we make it bigger, we can make the government so powerful that we will take money back from the rich people it helped make rich, and give it to the poor. You talk a lot of sense, Libertarian.
Libertarian: <ugghhh>
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