(This would be funny, except of course these are the people helping Facebook decide what is 'fake news'.)
Prostitutes for the Presstitutes: SNOPES fact-checkers revealed to be actual whores, fraudsters and deviant left-wing fetish bloggers
These people are your intellectual superiors, so you'd better treat them with the respect they deserve...
Seriously though, it's a spiritual battle as much as a worldly one with these degenerates. I mean, who would even think to target the finest musical performers a nation has to offer, beautiful people, on Christmas Day?
There's no hookers or blow in a nuclear war, you freaks!